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孟京辉话剧《恋爱的犀牛》
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演出城市: 长沙梅溪湖
演出地点: 梅溪湖文化艺术中心大剧院小剧场
演出时间: 2017-12-27 19:30
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《恋爱的犀牛》文字资料
【名称】

孟京辉经典戏剧作品《恋爱的犀牛》

 

【主创阵容】

编剧:廖一梅

导演:孟京辉

舞台美术:张武

灯光设计:王琦

 

【演出剧情】

性感神秘的女孩明明在年轻人马路面前出现的一瞬间,马路的生活彻底改变了。明明有着不可思议的铁石心肠,无论是鲜花、誓言、还是肉体的亲昵都不能改变,马路做了能做的一切,一次意外的巨奖看来能够使他获得明明,结果只是让他陷入更深的绝望。四处乱窜的推销员“牙刷”为马路找来妙龄女郎红红和莉莉,又导演了一场荒唐闹剧。马路的疯狂使恋爱指导员的理论彻底崩溃。在一个犀牛嚎叫的夜晚,马路以爱情的名义将明明绑架……

 

【媒体好评】
如果你相信爱,执著于爱,勇敢去爱,那么赶紧去“犀牛”里陶冶一番,千万别让你的信念、执著与勇敢被时光磨灭。——新京报

在剧中,编剧与导演的才情都是蓬勃易见的,但信仰、理想和坚持似乎更让人感动,因为这是我们改变庸常生命,脱离凡俗的惟一办法,人类因为有精神而脱胎换骨。——北京青年报

【恋爱的犀牛】不是一个写实的你爱他他不爱你的故事,没有人在这个戏里想明明和马路的结果究竟如何,这不是一个起承转合的故事。它是一种非生活状态的戏,更多是表达精神状态的东西。——北京青年周刊

 

【台词精选】
恋爱的犀牛·马路的诗: 

  黄昏是我一天中视力最差的时候,一眼望去满街都是美女,高楼和街道也变幻了通常的形状,像在电影里……你就站在楼梯的拐角,带着某种清香的味道,有点湿乎乎的、奇怪的气息,擦身而过的时候,才知道你在哭。事情就在那时候发生了…… 

  你是我温暖的手套,冰冷的啤酒 

  带着太阳光气息的衬衫,日复一日的梦想 

  你永远不知道,你是我渴望已久的晴天 

  你永远不知道,你是我难以忍受的饥饿 

  你永远不知道,你是我赖以呼吸的空气 

  你是不同的,惟一的,柔软的,干净的,天空一样的 

  你是纯洁的,天真的,玻璃一样的 

  你是纯洁的,天真的,水流一样的 

  什么也改变不了,什么也污染不了 

  阳光穿过你,却改变了自己的方向 

  我的爱人,我的爱人,我的爱人…… 

 

  恋爱的犀牛·明明的诗: 

  他有着小动物一样的眼神,他的温柔也是小野兽一般的,温柔违反了他的意志,从他眼睛里泄露出来。他自己仿佛也意识到了,为此羞愧似的故意表现得粗鲁无理,就像小野兽朝天空龇出它还很稚嫩的利齿,作出不可侵犯的样子。 我想起有那么一天傍晚,在三楼的顶头,你睡着了,孩子一般,呼吸很轻,很安静,我看着你,肆无忌惮的看着你,靠近你,你呼出的每一口气息,我都贪婪的吸进肺叶……那是夏天,外面很安静,一切都很遥远,我就那么静静的沉醉于你的呼吸之间,心里想着这就是“同呼吸”吧。人是可以以二氧化碳为生的,只要有爱情。 

  鸟儿全飞向南方,我不是鸟儿不需要南方, 

  树叶都面对着阳光,我不是树叶不需要阳光, 

  我多么孤单 

  我多么勇敢 

  我是一只害相思的犀牛 

  我多么孤单 

  我多么勇敢 

  我是一只恋爱中的犀牛 

  火车已驶进了站台,我不是火车不需要终点 

  雨水已打湿了衣裳,我不是雨水不需要呆在天上 

我是一只恋爱中的犀牛

 
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